deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

• Los
• Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

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racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

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the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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egobirth:

lil-nefertitties:

egobirth:

i make ya man wanna speak spanish

Italian*👼

make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis

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femdad:

lovelysuggestion:

i just really, really, really, really…want to be with you

what sort of Carly Rae Jepsen plagiarism

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understandager:

whatbethsays:

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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justsomeantifas:

My little brother has brain cancer

We found out in 2016:

see that little dot piece of shit, that’s the cancer that has been destroying his life, 

he has $4k of medical expenses medicaid wont cover because the government would rather let poor people fucking die than actually give a shit.

If you want to help my little brother with his medical expenses so he can get some important work done 

you can donate here: 

https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3

here is his gofundme he made: 

https://www.gofundme.com/5zmzcj-help-me-afford-medical-treatment

If not it’d be cool if you could spread this around, no pressure though. thank you for reading and have a nice day.

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